Once upon a time, Omeletteman used to make the best omelettes. But now at UpWard, Omeletteman makes the best cookies! Omeletteman's cookies are so good that all the kids want to eat them. And only Omeletteman knows what makes these cookies so goooood. With great help from Binky Drinky, Omeletteman can make infinite cookies for infinite children. And did you know that Mr. Grin is very proud of Omeletteman?

Because Omeletteman is the best employee every month and every year! For now, Omeletteman awaits his well-deserved promotion. What grand career could be next for this handsome man? And will it be in this world... or the other? Only Omeletteman knows. Haha!

UpWard Awards:
April 1981 - Chef of the Month
May 1981 - Chef of the Month
June 1981 - Chef of the Month
July 1981 - Chef of the Month
August 1981 - Chef of the Month
September 1981 - Chef of the Month
October 1981 - Chef of the Month
November 1981 - Chef of the Month
December 1981 - Chef of the Month
January 1982 - Chef of the Month
February 1982 - Chef of the Month
March 1982 - Chef of the Month

Note from The Archivist:
This entry was filed by this "Omeletteman" himself in internal UpWard records. Something appears to be very off about this individual...