https://darkpals.com Access classified research footage and anomalous investigations from the DARK Research Division en-us Thu, 03 Sep 2026 08:26:47 GMT https://darkpals.com/video/episode-5-the-bearfriender https://darkpals.com/video/episode-5-the-bearfriender I tried to destroy the tape. Sat, 08 Aug 2026 20:15:00 GMT Episode https://darkpals.com/video/episode-4-the-bearfriender https://darkpals.com/video/episode-4-the-bearfriender Winston and I bedded down to rest. You can't keep exploring these woods running on empty, no matter how much the static tells you otherwise. So we found a spot, took turns on watch, and I let myself sleep. That was a mistake. Because last night, the dark reached into my head and pulled out the one thing I've spent thirty years running toward. Sat, 20 Jun 2026 20:15:00 GMT Episode https://darkpals.com/video/episode-03-binky-drinky https://darkpals.com/video/episode-03-binky-drinky We made it out of the building. Don't ask me how. The Doodledoomer is probably still tagging along. While following the purple vortex trails overhead, we stumbled onto something our maps don't show: UpWard. A facility for mentally ill children, abandoned in 1985. Whatever happened here, it happened fast. A giant baby. Bigger than a car. Where its head should be… a pacifier. A massive, breathing pacifier with eyes. Two things stitched into one body. The Division files call it Binky. Two souls stuck together. The head is gentle, even kind. Loved the kids here. Played with them. The body underneath is something else entirely. It eats. And it only eats one thing. Winston wants to spare it. "It's still a baby, Walter." We split up to cool off. I went to find a way to put the body down for good. although... I should not have let him go alone. Sat, 16 May 2026 20:15:00 GMT Episode https://darkpals.com/video/brainwashing-instructions https://darkpals.com/video/brainwashing-instructions Classified DARK Research footage Wed, 06 May 2026 12:45:00 GMT VHS Tape https://darkpals.com/video/the-raid-of-upward https://darkpals.com/video/the-raid-of-upward The dust in the bunker is thicker today. I had to clean the VCR heads three times just to get a clear picture. This tape... it was hidden at the bottom of a locked metal crate. The label simply says "1985 - ALL HANDS." Sat, 28 Mar 2026 21:15:00 GMT VHS Tape https://darkpals.com/video/episode-02-the-bitesizers https://darkpals.com/video/episode-02-the-bitesizers Winston and I are officially a duo. I’m bringing back the old Division name: D.A.R.K. Pals. We quickly found a new Chaos monster: Bitesizers. Sat, 14 Mar 2026 21:15:00 GMT Episode https://darkpals.com/video/recovered-commercial https://darkpals.com/video/recovered-commercial The Universe is Sick. We are the Cure. Sat, 17 Jan 2026 21:15:00 GMT VHS Tape https://darkpals.com/video/episode-01-the-fortune-dweller https://darkpals.com/video/episode-01-the-fortune-dweller Years have passed, but the "Fortune Dweller" has returned, shifting his territory to the borders of Sweetlake Forest. The chaos he spawns is spreading like an infection. I deployed alone to assess the threat level. My mission was standard: Document the anomaly, survive the encounter, repeat the process. Sat, 10 Jan 2026 20:52:00 GMT Episode https://darkpals.com/video/its-me-its-omeletteman-song https://darkpals.com/video/its-me-its-omeletteman-song (official music video) Thu, 16 Apr 1981 14:41:00 GMT VHS Tape